I’ve been having increasing incidences of minor panic attacks over the last week or so.
BUT, I am armed with:
- Primary distraction strategy, which I’ve been using for a long time
- Secondary distraction strategy, which a friend of mine actually discouraged me from. And yeah I think outcomes will probably be net way worse than the original. The irony of forcing me down this path!
- New distancing strategy, which my friend suggested, and which made me smile. Creative! I should thought of it before!
- Industrial quantities of painkillers. I can be the resident pharmacist, if I’m not stopped at the border!

…And if all fails, I have a (slightly unreliable) backstop.
I am strong, I am a tower of strength, I am unbreakable.
I’ve GOT this!
I am, I am, I am.